Well tonight is the final of the Eurovision song contest, a competition that brings together an eclectic mix of oddballs and losers with the very occasional talent that somehow slipped through. It has become a caricature of itself over the years and is now really just an exercise in humiliation and sarcasm. The only people that take it seriously are the Eastern Europeans because nobody's let them in on the joke yet that it's not actually a serious song contest. In the past it WAS a serious contest an
d there have been some good songs and acts, most notably Abba. The British entry for tonight are being widely tipped to receive no points (nuls points), and after hearing it, I think the tipsters could be correct. Incidentally When did Israel become part of Europe? Oh well never mind, Israel did win a few years ago with pretty transvestite Dana International. I must say I liked last years winners 'Lordi', a band from the often ignored 'Monster Rock' genre. I will predict a win this evening for the Ukraine and the singer Verka Serdjuchka performing 'Dancing'. It is a camp transvestite number which has a g
ood record as previously mentioned.
d there have been some good songs and acts, most notably Abba. The British entry for tonight are being widely tipped to receive no points (nuls points), and after hearing it, I think the tipsters could be correct. Incidentally When did Israel become part of Europe? Oh well never mind, Israel did win a few years ago with pretty transvestite Dana International. I must say I liked last years winners 'Lordi', a band from the often ignored 'Monster Rock' genre. I will predict a win this evening for the Ukraine and the singer Verka Serdjuchka performing 'Dancing'. It is a camp transvestite number which has a g
ood record as previously mentioned. 
